...would have surely been the title of today's posting had the 5 of us(actually 4...Rico had been picked up by the wife already...at 1:30 AM...ugh..Newlyweds...) not hustled Max into a cab as he shouted homophobic slurs at some guy who may or may not have propositioned him in the washroom...welcome back to Guelph. I invite Al, who apparently reads this thing thrice weekly, to comment here and fill us in on the goings on back at Casa de Mark afterwards...was he able to soothe Max's Primal Rage with some lovin'? I'm sure it would have been OK with his wife...it's not really cheating if it's with another guy you've known for 20+years, is it?
As for the evening itself...fun times with old pals falling into familiar roles while consuming hearty amounts of booze and everything else...the specifics of which I CAN go into, cuz I snagged the receipt! Just for fun...:
7 Creemore(yours truly)
8 1/2 Keiths(Stephan...more than matching me, considering I arrived an hour before him; hey, he's German.)
3 Harp(Rico...what can I say...Newlywed.)
2 Caesars(Rico again...but seeing as he was PICKED UP by the wife...)
Now here's where it gets interesting...Al had
2 Moosehead
Mark had
5 Millers
but sometime throughout the night those two switched to the hard stuff along with the aforementioned Max and between the three, heroically sucked back
8 Rum, and
10 Rye
at least one of which was shattered on the ground by Max 'Turned down by a Grandma' Rao....
The pre-tip damage of $320 also included food, most notably Al's Mozzarella Sticks that ran him $7.29 for 6, 5 of which were enjoyed by all those not named Al.
Tune in later in the week for part 2, hopefully coming soon from the original Trailer Park Boy himself, 'Big' Al Landriault.
4 comments:
Jaysus....I'm sure the evening turned south once the rye was introduced. When will people learn that rye is BAD NEWS.....
I See. I Don't Get It.
I had 8 1/2 Keiths? I thought I was being low key that night...Are you sure no one else was dropping those back?
Good to see all you guys again. Dave G says 'hi' and we'll need to remember to invite him next year.
Yes, the rum did seem to go down a little smoother and faster than the beer, but it did help kill the pain and anger over the damn mozzarella sticks.
Back at Mark's house we were ready to take it further into the night, poored ourselves another stiff rum, sat down and gazed into the tv for about 2 minutes and decided that was it and called it a night.
The next morning (about 7:30am) i encounterd a potentially embarassing situation when Mark's toilet plugged up on me. After the 5th flush the water line creeped up very close to the top. I could tell you how i finally declogged the situation, but that would be way too much information.
Anyway, it was great to see the guys again, am looking forward to next year already!! Best of Luck wherever you land in acting Lex...i mean Sean!!!
Al
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