Worst Hockey Day...EVER.

Hockey Day in Canada...errr...in Chilliwack.
Best Pals a thousand miles away...but still, great view, winter weather, fridge fulla beer and nothin' but a relaxin' time to celebrate the Great Game, right?
Wrong.
7AM: Come downstairs to find that Ben One-Eye has pissed all over the floor despite being let out to leak last night at midnight, and i'd set my alarm to avoid exactly this kind of thing. Bad Dog.

10AM: I sit down to do some work and my laptop is fucking with me. The battery's fried, so it's more of a small desktop now.

1PM:Go out to get some suds n'grub and find that Bad Dog has apparently vomited all over the floor while I was out.

1:30PM: Clean Up the vomit and come back inside....Bad Dog goes out to poop...but proceeds to Eat half of own Vomit...which contains 3 bars of soap responsible for vomiting/pooping barrage.

4PM: Settle down to watch Toronto lose 6-1 to Vancouver thanks largely to the inept goaltending of Andrew Raycroft...and sigh that I have to live with the ignominy of this defeat for another year...unless these 2 teams meet in the Stanley Cup finals...so, it's gonna be a long year.