Where the F*ck is my hat?

I lost my hat this morning, then I found it again, now I've lost it. What the hell? It's a useful hat. Makes me look like a badass. Frustrating thing is that it is within 10 feet of me RIGHT NOW, but I know not where. Like tossing your carkeys somwhere out of reflex then not being able to find them, asi es the hat.
Wow, I just typed spanish there without realizing it. That's screwed up. Part of my brain still thinks in spanish a lot of the time, because it had to. It makes me sad for some reason.
Fuck.

Sorry, teary moment there without realizing it. Hate that.

still can't find the damn hat. maybe i left it at the theatre, where I'm now playing Tina's X-boyfriend Michael Just. It's a hellavalotta fun.

I found 10 dollars today, right outside the theatre! Proves that keeping your nose to the ground is worthwhile. This brings the total amount of $$ I've literally found on the ground since coming to Vancouver: $25.

Now if only I can find the damn hat....